Am I the only one who wants to see the whole Zeke Elliott thing END? At this point I don’t care which way it goes, just as long as it goes. If pressed to take a side, I’d probably go with Zeke. We haven’t seen it, but his lawyers say they have evidence that this lady made the whole thing up. It would hardly be the first time someone tried to get cozy with a pro athlete with a goal of walking away from the athlete with a swollen bank account and came away with swollen body parts, real and/or imagined. It is also quite clear Zeke is one of those turds who think women were put on Earth to be his personal playthings, and I hate him for that. But, one way or another, put all the evidence on the table and let’s get it over with already! On to the games:
Minnesota at Washington – “YOU LIKE THAT?” You would think they might do it again, facing the same type of team – a defensive powerhouse that usually has just enough offense. But the Vikes are actually better than the ‘Hawks on defense. So no, he won’t like that. Norwegians 20, Dead-skins 16
Pittsburgh at Indianapolis – Captain Andrew Luck will tweet, “Dearest Mother – The unit fought valiantly, but the men of the Steel unit were too numerous. If only my sidearm could fire. Disappointing. Andrew.” Steelers 43, Dolts 10
NY Jets at Tampa Bay – The Who Cares Game of the Week. Jam-eese & Mike Evans aren’t playing. Jets 17, Yuck-aneers 9
Cleveland at Detroit – My brother, an Astros and Browns fan, will be able to say for the next 3 years when asked about the Browns, “Hey, my ‘Stros won the World Series!” Lions 30, brownie troop 7
LA Chargers at Jacksonville – This is the type of game the Jags mailed in the first half of the year. But they’ve actually gotten on a roll recently, and they’re not going to drop it with an opponent this inferior. Jags 23, Clippers 9
Green Bay at Chicago – The battle between a sinking ship and a sunk ship. bear cubs 17, Packers 16
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