College Football Picks Week 13

What a fun week last week. I injured my back & right leg and couldn’t move for a couple of days, then an ideal “My 600-Pound Life” dude stole my cell phone, and I had to endure Auburn forgetting to show up against UGA. Tua had a devastating injury, which you don’t wish on anybody, even a member of The Evil Empire. This week, we endure the new tradition of “Play A Paycheck Game The Week Before Archrival Week” in the SEC.

Western Carolina at ‘Bama – This is not a fair fight, even if ‘Bama was playing their 5^th-string QB. The Evil Empire 56, WCU 0 

Tennessee St at Vanderbilt – Something tells me that after Vandy wraps up their 3-9 season, the prez and/or AD will point to this game as “progress” when electing to keep Mason as coach. The rest of the SEC can only hope. Vandy 41, ETSU 10

UT-Martin at Kentucky – This will ensure Kentucky goes bowling and that Stoops will stick around for another year of mediocrity. Briars 38, UTM 3 

Texas A&M at Georgia – Oh, look, a real football game! At least it will be for 2 ½ quarters or so. Big Ol’ Hairy Dawgs 31, A&M 20 

Ar-Kansas at LSU – It’s a conference game that will strongly resemble the paycheck games around the league. LSU 44, Piglets 10 

Tennessee at Missouri – This is a league game, and will be close, but the teams are definite under-achievers. Rocky Medium 27, Mizzou 20 

Abeline Christian at Misipi State – Might be even uglier than the ‘Bama game. Jerry Clower U 55, ACU 7 

Samford at Auburn – Home team will be something like a 30-point favorite, will have to play the starters late into the 3^rd quarter, and everyone will shrug and say, “We’ll beat ‘Bama since they don’t have Tua.” Some of us will be wondering. WAR EAGLE 40, Samford 24 

Marshall at Charlotte – Win this one and we’re going bowling. However, Marshall is 7-3, in first place in the C-USA East Division (with FAU, who destroyed us), and just got done destroying Louisiana Tech, who is 8-2. Unfortunately, this is going to go the same way as all our games against good teams, and we’ll have to destroy a putrid Old Dominion team next week to lock down that 6^th win. Thundering Herd 41, 49ers 10 

Last week’s record: 6-0

Season: 85-20